Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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