what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
how does that bad decision feel?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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