I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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