Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
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