Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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