I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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