I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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