I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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