i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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