Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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