in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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