Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Randomize
