Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
She's the barista slut.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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