Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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