how can u be prego again
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Randomize
