Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Your cock deserves a montage
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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