so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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