used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The best revenge is premature balding
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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