Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
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