I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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