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(734): View more from Michigan

is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow

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(409): View more from Texas

so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.

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(317): View more from Indiana

Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls

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(505): View more from New Mexico

Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder

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Just put me in your contacts as coyote

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone

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