i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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