I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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