wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm both gender and math confused
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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