i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
My dad just said "fuck circus"
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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