So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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