Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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