The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I deserve this hangover.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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