can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Randomize
