I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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