hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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