Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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