It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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