she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
drinking out of a sandbucket again
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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