What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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