Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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