Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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