Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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