I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
i think i just lost a toe
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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