I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
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