I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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