Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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