he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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