haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
She tied me up with her honor cords...
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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