ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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