Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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