She is in my trunk
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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