That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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