I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Randomize
