I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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