im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Randomize
