Me. At least after what I've been through.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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