Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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