Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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