guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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