I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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